Cellulite contouring or spirit crushing?

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With spring suddenly here after snowing just a few weeks back, women in the Midwest are in a desperate panic. It takes a special kind of inner-calm to be thrust into swimsuit season like a bullet out of a battery-operated semi-automatic nerf gun and not completely lose your shit when you walk into Target (for the third time this…

What NOT to say to a friend facing divorce

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There is a lot you can do for a friend facing divorce. Asking questions and giving advice are NOT required. They aren’t wanted at all. Even is she asks your opinion she doesn’t want the truth. Things not to say (and when someone does I want to punch them in the throat) to a friend…

HUSH, it’s a girls best beauty secret

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The weather is finally turning colder here in the Kansas City area which means our girly skin could get rough and dry if we don’t take some immediate steps to block out that dry badness. Lucky for me I got the first, hot off the cooking pot, batch of this amazing new solution from my…

Forget Falsies, Go 3D

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Besides the shoe fetish thing, you could say I’m a mascara whore. I will go to great lengths to find the best, most long-lasting, easy to apply mascara. Because without mascara you are still, essentially, naked. And truly (tangent here) you can look even more fabulous naked with these two ingredients: shoes and mascara. That’s…